(no subject)

You stopped being interesting the day you were born and it's all been downhill from there. You've been ruining my life for such a long time I can't tell any more if there was a time before you. I could injure you, but that would be counterproductive. I try drugging you, but the results are limited at best. Why the hell won't you ever leave me alone? You know I dream daily of spraying you across the landscape, but that's unreasonable as well, which is just a flip-flop because the unreasonable is your domain.

The worst part is living under the knowledge that one day, you're going to win.

(no subject)

Oh, he is the man, he is...

"That's like asking me, 'Do I support black marriage, or white marriage?'"

--The Rev. Al Sharpton, at the Human Rights Campaign candidate forum, after stating that he supports gay marriage while most of the other Democratic hopefuls hedged.

Thanks to Time magazine for the quote.