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I was supposed to buy sandwiches for dinner tonight. But when I got to the good sandwich emporium, they were closed. So, using classic "Give me learning, sir, and you can keep your black bread¹" logic, I went to Barnes & Noble next door and bought a book instead.

Then I went to the lower-quality sandwich empoirum for my dad and came home and had Cheerios.

This entry created solely to make it seem like all is not doom/gloom.

¹Possibly Tolstoy, as quoted by H. J. Simpson.