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So today for lunch I decided to break as many different religions' dietary laws as I could in a single meal.

With my bacon double-cheeseburger, I knocked off

• Judaism (pork, plus milk and meat)
• Islam (pork)
• Hinduism (beef)
• Buddhism (meat) and--and this was the good one--
• Catholicism (meat on Ash Wednesday)

Man, I'm so hardcore.