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[hannibalv]

john rock
Originally uploaded by stevenbeil.

I am, apparently, a rock star.

Good times.


As a bonus, this is pants-soilingly funny.

Comments

[loosestrudel.livejournal.com]

Will you do what I told you?

[hannibalv.livejournal.com]

My inclination is to answer in the negative. Furthermore, I am so incensed by your request that I feel it necessary--nay, imperative--to hurl profane invective in your direction, most likely of the subset involving the physical act of procreation. And then I shall repeat this invective/decline upwards of fifteen times. My final act of open malice toward you will be another bit of profane invective of the procreational subset, in this instance with the added implication of your having carried out the Oedipal urge.