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[hannibalv]

When on an elevator--usually only with one other person, though it's happened in groups as large as four--am I the only one who has the internal conversation, "I could take 'em. This elevator gets stuck and we have to resort to cannibalism, I'm totally the one who comes out alive"?

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Hmmm...

[sweetiedarlin.livejournal.com]

Nope, can't quite say I've done that one.

[adickers.livejournal.com]

well *now* I'm going to be assessing my chances...

[somebodystrange.livejournal.com]

I don't often think that on elevators -- my logic being that they'd probably rescue us before it came to that.

It's when the tornado sirens start going off downtown, and I think:

"I'm one of this company's trained Emergency Response Team. I know CPR and non-surgical emergency first aid. I know where we keep the company's three-day supply of food and bottled water....

...but on Day Four, Tracy is lunch."

[loosestrudel.livejournal.com]

Sort of. I used to periodically make myself feel better by thinking that, if it came to it, I could actually beat up my boss.

[hannibalv.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. I do that one, too. Especially since I know where I keep the baseball bat.