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Does someone PLEASE want to EXPLAIN TO ME why Val Kilmer is on my TV right now, on the local Fox affiliate, READING Mary Baker Eddy's SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES?!?!?!?!?

What the FUCK?

There's no doubt about it, it's definitely him. He appears to be outdoors, and is also reading passages from the Bible.

This may be the most random thing that has ever happened to me. Maybe I've finally had that psychotic break I've been waiting for, or maybe I've been launched into a David Lynch movie and no one's told me yet.

Sweet holy fuck, the web is in on it, too.

I really should go to bed before I find an ear in a field or something.

ear!

Date: 2004-12-18 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serendipidy.livejournal.com
Who knows, maybe when you wake up, you'll have no idea who you are, but you'll be carrying a random bag of cash and a strange key, too.

As far as Iceman goes, he is starring as Moses in The Ten Commandments: The Musical at The Kodak Theatre right now. Maybe he's all god-lovin' now.

Date: 2004-12-19 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arettber.livejournal.com
Perhaps he should have asked God for the ability to show expression on his face.

Date: 2004-12-19 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-ducktape.livejournal.com
As someone who in (much) younger years investigated CS for a while...

...that's fuckin' funny.

Happy Birthday!

Date: 2004-12-19 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ludimagist.livejournal.com
But you should know that despite all such bad actor evil in the world, [livejournal.com profile] bdar still sends minion love on your birthday.

Date: 2004-12-20 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ke-jia.livejournal.com
I wonder if I wished you a happy b-day as a minion of [livejournal.com profile] bdar last year ...

Happy You're-a-year-closer-to-death-day!

Er, I mean Happy Birthday!

Date: 2004-12-20 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eee1313.livejournal.com
I have no idea about Val Kilmer, but [livejournal.com profile] bdar instructed me to come here and say happy birthday. Therefore, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Date: 2004-12-20 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drbasscat.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday man.

Date: 2004-12-20 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davesanngel.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday, dear friend.

Much love to you from both me & my other half.

=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

Date: 2004-12-21 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-wugs.livejournal.com
Happy birthday! Do not let Val Kilmer's disturbing behavior influence your revelry!
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